Homework

In a further attempt to convince certain people (you know who you are) that this blog is not just about Olivia, I give you the following snippet.

Sam was working on his homework last night, and this little story came up:

As Sam was working on finding synonyms for certain words in this story, I recalled a few months ago when Sam lost a tooth at school.
Did he bring it home in a ziploc baggie?
No.
In an envelope?
No.
In his pocket?
No.
It was in his SHOE!
It was gross.